King

I think that just might have been the best poem ever. In history. So good I want to plagiarize it. And sell it in a book called "the book with the best poem ever written in it."

Well, have fun with your ankle and wrist...
You know what they say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away*."



*assuming you don't go and get yourself hurt. That's also assuming you're not Chuck Norris, Samuel L. Jackson****, a zombie, or a robot**.
** that is assuming you are not a physiologically correct android with artificial intelligence***.
*** For one of them, an apple a day will basically destroy your insides.
**** Samuel L. Jackson has had it with those Mother$%^&ing doctors in that Mother#$%&ing doctor's office.