News of the day! (test? hopefully not a test...should work)

When breaking into a business to get even for being fired, remember to sober up to the point where you can distinguish its building from a Dollar General
Man digs for gold in his front yard, proudly announces that he has struck dirt 60 feet down
You can't beat a speeding ticket by tearing down a speed limit sign and pasting it over the lower-limit sign you are accused of ignoring, particularly if prosecutors haul in facial scanning experts
"Dukes of Hazzard" style car chase races through neighborhood, ditches, medians, and a military runway in the path of a C-130 as it's taking off
Belgian couple with 14 children, all with named ending in "Y", put ad in newspaper asking for ideas because they can't come up with a name for their 15th

Ok, that's enough weird news for now!(credit goes to fark.com)(just so i dont get sued)